two women get together and fix me up with morphine
I doze away and I play them a little organ
she plays cool when she finds a mistress in her wardrobe
her boyfriend is a total jerk but a handsome broker
I have seen the dancing queen when she was still a loner
off the floor she took some crack and then she danced slower
she flew backstage in a rage when the band had gone sober
Batman watched when she fucked the Penguin and the Joker
no-one needs a grown-up man with sweaty hands sniffin' underwear
the crowd rejoiced in his off-key voice, tremblin' with utter fear
on stage he found a way to hide himself behind the band
in the audience there was not a single fan
I don't feel the need to sleep with your mother and your girlfriend
I don't feel the need to sleep with your girlfriend
I don't wanna be one of your disgusting friends
I'd rather feel like to stay in my house
drinking beer and thinking small and waiting for your call
pressing the record button in a state of reverie
the incarnate holographic projection ►
I'm dead in the sixth sense, invisible like "Hollow Man"
I knew you would fall for me but I didn't expect you to drop death
the firemen had placed only one cushion for your head
and I don't know if "The Game" had inspired you but I couldn’t explain the smile on your face
I'm a leper left by Jesus Christ, I'm a clown with no circus
I knew you well, I threw so many coins inside
I did so many wishes, all the stars fell out of the sky
and he was a great guy, you saw him every night
'cause in the daytime he rode a child on his back
and today I'm gonna cut the crap
I will call you up and tell you that I want you back
too many years I have been all alone
except for a stuffed dog there was no-one home
and he wasn’t dead after all, only very bored as pets can be
there are so many lovers in front of the fireplace
incinerating the trash that past lovers had left
only to find out the one next still has a defect
and I'm a nice guy, blonde hair and blue eyes
and in the world there ain’t no better guy than me
"Arrogant prick, you must be joking, dick.
Don’t you call me sweetheart or sugarpie, git.
You did sign up for baseball, so pack your shit and go home"
This is what she said to me when she made me vanish into thin air
I’m gonna kill all your avatars ►
her zodiac is a Leo sign, her looks a crime, my Valentine
her skin is made of neoprene, a contest queen of beauty-sleep
when I got home I looked at a 2-D screen
when I turned her on she televised falsetto screams
my zodiac is a Taurus sign, my looks benign from 9 to 5
my mind is like a house of cards with the queen of hearts at the bottom of it
when I logged in I loaded my .44
today I'm gonna kill all your avatars
did you receive my calling-card?
I'm in "First Life" and I'm out of heart
I'm the griefer in the grid who declares war
the joker is gonna kill all your avatars
her skin is made of neoprene
her eyes glare at the 2-D screen
when she makes love with a virtual teen
wears herself out like her Levi jeans
my mind is like a house of cards
the joker hides the emotional scar
I'm in first life and I'm out of heart
today I'm gonna kill all your avatars
out there in the country side nobody sins
overpainted pornography of teenager kids
a wolf domesticized is chasing a hare
father's smoking pipe on a porch in a rocking chair
you don't know what it's like to wake up alone
in the morning anaesthesized, in the evening stoned
confront the preacher with the adamant kid
who drugs the girls with an incense stick
and thinks that the world is better left alone like he is
you're on the edge of catastrophy kid
they hug you to death while you're having a fit
amorous of Higgs
the particle spins
the Morpheus girls will put you to sleep
in her home I'd loved to hold her, now I'm so alone
I'd loved to call you when you weren't home
there's no answer on your telephone
thank God I am pissed
along with Joe came your mother and she wasn't stoned
but dull-eyed and sad and I could read your mind
you thought I lost my head but instead
you gave Joe head
well…he's the best in the world, I know
get stuffed now with Joe, gal
now I know I've never seen you
get stuck now with Joe, hon
you're the one who's alone
right after school I used to screw you
through the telescope I got to know you
like the small-pox moon, attractive nevertheless
you weed out friends 'cause they're not friends
I believe I saw you through a telelens
and that I never stood a chance in romance
with Joe, it's like, he's the stuntman with no lines
and you probably know that
come on now, don't be scared, move a little closer
I will be here for you, holding you tender
take a risk, hurry up, I will do no harm now
I'll make sure you have everything you ever dreamed of
beauty, I keep gazing
oh amazing, you are here
you are here
slow, slow
soft and tender
warm and gentle
you are here
it's over (and the antichrist is among us) ►
I know you locked your feelings inside
I know you wanted me to be there tonight
and your boyfriend's ain't gonna stop me now
he's calling the shots in the handicap spot
my prescience kept me from goin' insane
I tried to make good music to soothe my pain
but I find myself throwin' all this crap away
curling myself up into a foetal state
you are in the fall of the evening praying
you are averting your eyes when facing
I stare at the sand in the clock
I know you still think a lot about me
you saw the walls in your room were thinner
you knew I could hear you screaming
while I was hanging out with stupid girls
he promised you a lot and I knew I'd never see you again
now I find myself getting lonelier and lonelier
your absence began to take shape and it turned into a black hole
I started losing weight and dip the inner light
but when I looked into the mirror I still appeared to be alive
no-one can say I'd ever given up on you
no-one will stay with you and be so good
you have to know I'm all right now
know I'm all right now...
in these eyes you see the truth, it's good
'cause the only thing that swings is your mood
I'm the priest who will convert the first world
but the only thing that counts is a girl
and that woman will lead me astray
until the day that there's no other one and I know
she is the only one
in her eyes you see the truth, it's good
'cause the beauty of her face is the grace
and the feeling I've met her before is wrong
'cause the only thing that was recorded is this song
and that woman will lead me astray
until the day that there's no other one and I know
she is the only one
you are all I want
the one thing needful, let's call it love
and the reason for me to fall
I was hoping I would fall in love
pageant of the fine-drawn beautiful machines
I'd like to see her in swimsuit throwin' me a kisby ring
in her evening gown still quite a finalist
I see her disappear and walkin' straight to me
I always thought that people really smiled
but it turns out they have their head up their ass
you are alone and your boyfriend isn't home
I can't wait to meet The Doorman 'cause he is always home
predestinarians are there to tell you it ain't fair
but there is a cosmic plan although we fail to understand
she used to think that I was a cheerful lad
but when she read my song lyrics she fled my universe real fast
Mayer has a really nice four-wheel drive
and he knows how to get laid in his car
and Ryan Cabrera has five bedrooms
but none of the doors is ajar
all of my fans are virtually insane
they won't feel insulted 'cause they do not exist
you and your friends are absolutely right
I do not make music, I break it down, all right?
I always thought that people really cared
but it turns out they are preoccupied with themselves instead
social conventions, my friend
they all go over my head
Star Death III: The Search for Cock ►
get down, on your knees and crawl
with yr tongue you'll sweep the floor
holy water, the Book, a crucifix
white trash get out!
gee, yr friends I hate'em all
they live their lives in a shopping mall
gee, yr friends are a lot like you
nothin' under the dress and nothing to do
know, the label wants this to cash in
you have to show all u got on MTV
and if there's more they gonna hose u down
upskirt in Beverly Hills
gee, yr friends I hate'em all
they live their lives in a shopping mall
gee, yr friends are a lot like you
nothin' under the dress and nothing to do
she found a new BF
pathetic times
a topless self-shot
that's no surprise
I'd rather stay home
if that's alright with you
gave me a nosejob
the word 'nose' doesn’t even rhyme with 'blow'
no…
look at the silhouette of Scarlett
the times she passed me by
without even noticing..
are your online friends your offline friends? ►
she's the one, I'll have to wait
five more years and you will fade
she will come back on a day
I forgot all about her and her ways
she's the one who should have stayed
I wake up to find out it's too late
remember your monologue to God
and he laughs right in your face
she's the one, I'll have to wait
the Death Star is in display
I wake up to find out you are gone
the world is not a safe place
she's beamed up straight into the stars
light years and years away
she will shine on in my heart
next time I need to stay awake
your friends on the internet were lying when they said that they were straight
in her eyes you could see that she would hyperlink to a girl coming in your face
and believe it or not... they're opposed to God
wanna know if you're a pal or not
don't leave me behind 'cause you're a friend of mine
Jesus is your friend, I know
she looked pale when she heard he left
for another girl he would treat bad
you gotta save the electric chair when the music stops
I know the things that lovers would do
they would walk on the beach and look at the moon
I know the things that alcoholics would do
they would beg for some change and get some more booze
she's off to Colorado, I know
across the Great Divide I looked for her
a girl in white stockings, rather window-dressed
was the best description I could give
I know the things that lovers would do
they would wait at the beach and look out at sea
I know the things that schizophrenics would do
they would talk to themselves and wait in their room
Jesus is your friend, I know
straight from Arkansas I called you
a driver on the phone, don't know you
static on the line I told you
we'd crossed the Great Divide, say goodbye
he met a girl dressed in white, he never felt so blue
the US 550 ride, drivin' under the moon
North Dakota tonight, I'm losin' track of you soon
US Highway 85, the Badlands are in my sight
I'm having the time of my life, I split myself in two
it’s time to say goodbye
St. Paul on the Way to Damascus ►
why in the world you make me cry
I have never felt so sad
seems you don't want me in your life
I have to bear witness to these facts
turned the stones into bread, no
I don't think so
jumped off the pinnacle into your arms
no harm done, an angel saved my ass
fear, is the feeling I often have
but I think I'm trying the best I can
did you drive us into the arms
of total strangers who took our charms?
I was hit by a flash of light, yes
had a flashback
love made me blind like that yeah
in a split-sec, Ananias at first sight
rumour has is that you woke up
from a dream in which you took off
to the stars that shine above us
in the hearts of those who love us
those who treasure every moment of eternity
I have called you to take you with me
I have begged if He could forgive me
a wanderer with a restless soul
I can't control
the storms that rage
the lonesome days
now the stars really shine above us
the wish I made has demonstrated
that there is a chance of pure romance
for those who stay on the heavy road
now I embrace you and hold you strong
yeah, this should be my final song
for there is no need anymore to relieve
the pains I had, the sores are healed
the script he handed me
had pages missing
and actors kissing
the prompter never got to the set
they shot him dead
blanks in his head
but the dream you had
was included for its perfect happy end
Star Death: The X Generation ►
soap opera star steals the show
anyone can tell you that he's a queer
there is a place where lovers go
in the parking-lot with a strap-on
and now we see you
like you could be wrong too
and he looks like a nice guy
but when it's dark he acts unkind
I need some room to grow
before I can steal your show
I need some room to grow
before I can let you go
yeah my credit is gone
by loathing everyone
there is a place where losers go
but nobody can tell me where they go
 
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